Jess

Hi peoples, this is just a quickie, before I go to Rutti's birthday drinkies. Just had Japanese and Italian. Man, I'm sooooooooooo fucked! Japanese is too hard! I'm so behind! Its not fairrrr! Everyone laughed at me today because it took me two minutes to read five words. So embarassing, plus it was extra hard with the hangover. So much drinking. I didn't get in too much trouble with Jo, but she did think I was a burglar or rapist when I came home at 1.00. You see usually I say "Honey I'm home", but it being 1.00 in the morning I thought it rude to awaken her. The Jo yelled out, "Is somebody there? Jess is that you?" I replied "Its me!!!!!!!I"m so drunk!" Jo replied, "oh okay, good night then".
DeBiers was okay I suppose, however the evening was almost ruined when an asshole knocked over Rutti's shots tray, spilling $70 worth of shots on to her clothes. Yes, I had a few nasty words with the bastard. Yes, they were littered with profanities. Yoshi and I stalked this scary looking Korean guy in De Biers. Simon tried to knock himself uncouncious (is that how you spell it?) by jumping up to hit the disco ball with his head. Nick continuosly picked up Shannon (poor Shannon, I'll donate to your cause, and yes your blog is an institution). Okay must go, now. Cheers everyone, Jessie.

Hey people!!
Today Jess and I would like to tell u about M&Ms ... M&Ms are the greatest thing on the planet, they look cute , they taste good and above all they don t argue.... Of course they do transform in fat which goes straight to ur arse, but thats only a detail about which we do not care anyway since we already have big arses...
Let me (jess) also enlighten you to this little known fact - other M&M varieties EXIST! Just not in this crappy country. There are also M&M Peanut Butter and M&M Almond which unfortunately only exist in America i think.
Hmm what's been happening. NOTHING! Lately, Johanna and I have been obsessed with a certain book named "Abnormal Psychology" it defines what's abnormal and what's not. Very interesting reading. Unsurprisingly, Jo and I have self-diagnosed ourselves with several psychological disorders none which I wish to enlighten you all on, due to confidentiality and privacy issues. Ohh, saw 8 mile last night, Emimen looks sexy in it. he's quite good in it too. Only one more day of classes then finito! yea haw! FUCK IT got that current issues crap. and exams. Will it never end???

OOOOOoowwwwwwwww!!!!!!! my head hurt. can't use capitals too much effort. went to nick's party thne to some place that had purple in the title. soooo much wine consumed and vodka and raspberrys. so much ciggies. so much dancing to commercial/eighties music. forgot to give lauren back her top. FUCK! just remembered i have to do english tutoring in 2 hours time. crap. going to eat somethjing. xxjess

FUCK YOU BLOG!!!!!!!!!!! Just wrote a post and THE FUCKING BLOG DELETED IT SOMEHOW! I think it must be possessed. Or shunning me because we don't update enough. Okay here's what's happened. Went to Debbie's 21st - was a drunken haze. Work is good lots of monies. Went to Adelaide it sucks. Going to Korea in October. Moving in with my sister in July. Going to New Zealand in December. Am nearly finished school, thank god. Am getting another job during the day next semester.

Seriously that's all not very exciting. Except Debbie's birthday. Jo's birthday is coming up - we're going to have a HUGE party for her because she'll be moving to Brisbane in July. Sob sob. What am I going to do without her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xx Jess