Jess

Mmm am procrastinating again!!!!! This tender crap is driving me nuts. How the hell are you supposed to find out all the prices for this shit? I'm doing the project costings by the way. What is everyone else doing? Lets see what's happened?? Oooohhhh! I bought Harry Potter 5 too - its so big! Only read a few chapters, I can't believe Harry is 15. So cute. I loved the Harry Potter movies I reckon the guy who plays Harry Potter is going to be a babe when he's older. Seriously! (Am not a paedophile thank you). Saturday night - did nothing. Sunday - smoked again. (Way too much illegal drug use in this household). Monday night - nothing - bitched about work(I have another week off - the company is having financial troubles but they're just saying we finish our work too fast) and men (with Jojo). Last night - bitched about men again. Okay not "men" specifically but a certain person that is a friend/flatmate of a certain person who Johanna happens to know and it wasn't "bitched" as much as discussed or analysed.
FUCKING COOL! I just got a call from Real Estate Agent - our application has been approved!!!!! Yipee! So my new address will soon be Brassey Ave, Rosanna. Quite far out I know but its such a beautiful place and I get my own bathroom. Will be moving in with my sister and her friend so that will be very different... why you ask? Because my sister and her friend (i think her name is Mardi or Marnie) are 22 year-old church-going, god-loving, good Christian girls. So yes will be quite different - apparently the rules are no smoking in the house, no excessive amounts of alcohol, no bringing strange men home and no illegal drug use. All of which I intend to break of course. What else... oh have a crush on this cute guy from work who is 24, German and looks like Harry Potter (or so Debbie thinks). He's very distracting. OMIGOD! There are pictures on the internet of Orlando in his new movie Troy - what a body omigod. Check out this address http://www.killermovies.com/t/troy/articles/3118.html Sooooo distracting! xx Jess

Jesus! Can't you just feel the love in that last post??!!! Ok I've calmed down now. Have accepted that I have shit seats to both Coldplay and Matchbox 20. Have accepted I will wind up as a middle-aged spinister/alcoholic. But lets get to the news... Hmmm last Friday night was v. funny! Natalie, Debbie and Tess came over and we drank cheap wine and smoked a bit. Ended up in fits of laughter, especially at Debbie's make up that she applied after smoking and giving us timechecks of how long conversations lasted, "That lasted 3 minutes." "That lasted 2.30 minutes" By the end of it we were in desperate need Clear-Eyes and we finally left to go clubbing. Went to Chaise Lounge but it was crap, and everything seemed to happen so slowly. We left at 1.00 to go to another place but ended up going to Stalictites (is that how you spell it? Its that Greek restaurant open 24 hours on Latrobe), where Debbie and Tess laughed at me when I ordered a souvlaki because of my Aussie accent. WELL EXCUSE ME! They slept over and yesterday we went to Nat's hotel room that she hired out for the night. It was really nice. Work is so SHIT. But I won't get started on it, because its too boring. Cheers, xx Jess

Okay i suppose I should write something more substantial. I knew I was going to fail so who cares. This has been the SHITTEST WEEK EVER. I have an ear infection at the moment so I can't hear what people are saying, i keep on asking "WHAT?" "HUH? WHAT DID YOU SAY?" "SORRY" in a very loud voice because I can't hear my own volume level. Had a fight with my boss last night, she only yelled at me because she's a fucking bitch who is sexually frustrated and ugly and I dislike her immensely. Got yelled at by a shopper last night also, "Why haven't you paid me for the mystery shop I did in March? I want my $15, with interest" Well you can't have it ya fucking moron. ITS ONLY $15 WHO GIVES A RAT'S ASS! GET A FUCKING LIFE. At least that's what I wanted to say except I said, "Oh I'm really sorry." Blah blah blah. Went to buy ticket to Matchbox 20 today, the ticketek lady was like, "is everyone here buying Matchbox 20 tickets" "yes" Waited there since 8.30, tickets opened at 9.00 only five people in front of me, first 3 served in less then 30 seconds. Except, the fucking MORON BITCH in front of me was like "I don't want Matchbox 20 I want tickets to Blondie in sydney" then proceeded to whinge and complain about not gettting good seats. So I finally get my tickets at 9.05 but in the world of highly sought after tickets a five minute delay like that means EVERYTHING. And so didn't end up getting floor tickets. Lower Stand. FUCK YOU BITCH WHEREVER YOU ARE I HOPE YOU DIE! And so completes my psycho tantrum. I think I'll go and have a ciggie now and calm down. xx jess

Just sitting at kay house now...
2 french girls sitting opposite me... Recognised they were French straight away... They look so posh...oh my god, so ashamed to be French right now.... This is where our reputation of arrogant people come from....They r so from Paris, rough accent and the attitude that goes with....I m so gonna deny my background from now on... i ll pretend i m Swedish or something else ..sounds much better yeah....OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK let s face it :
- love life : so gonna end up in a convent (snif , not even, i am jew...)/ except for my relationship with Jess and our bottle of wine
- Studies: failed Japanese...no comments
- Social life: no life cause of exams...
Ok, does anyone have a cd of avril Lavigne so i can commit suicide???Or maybe i should try to hang myself on a bonsai tree..Oh, shit gotta go...Italian exam...XXX Joh

Hello peoples! Johanna and I would just like to announce to the world that we failed our Japanese exam. Thank you that's all. Hope your exams are going well. xx Jess.